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Post by mastersilver on Aug 17, 2007 20:00:53 GMT -5
Well, if Chaos doesn't need water to survive, I suppose he could just pull out an electrical cord and kill himself.
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Post by mastersilver on Aug 17, 2007 20:03:47 GMT -5
Plus. I could see reactions: Silver: WTF YOU ERASED MY DATA! IMMA KILL YOU SHOW YOURSELF! Blaze: Hi guyz I'll burn my enemmmmmmmmMMMMEEEEEEOW!!! HOT HOT HOT!!! AGH! Chaos: I'll kill my enemies with this electrical ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAP!! Mephiles: LIEK ZOMG UR WASHING ME!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOO0000!!! Random leet.
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Post by Weirdo94 on Aug 17, 2007 21:11:25 GMT -5
Speaking of attacks I hope that Jet still has his stick of thwacking, I liked that.
Oh, and think Shadow's attack should be him settling down with Rouge, starting a family, and buying a 1995 Buick Roadmaster for $4995. (And it's gotta have...CRUISE CONTROL!) Shadow and Rouge then have three kids, Angsty, Hatey, and Maurice.
But one night Rouge notices Shadow acting odd, and follows him out as he goes to get some milk, or so he says. Shadow sets out on a thick, foggy night, all the way to the cemetery, and Rouge can't believe what she sees, Shadow's cheating on her, and with Maria's corpse which he just recently dug up, too!
Rouge cries all the way home, where she throws Shadow's belongings on the street and locks him out. Cold and alone, Shadow packs everything he owns in his trusty Buick and drives off into the night. Eventually, Shadow comes upon an old, run-down garage and decides to buy a TomTom, for he has lost his way.
Shadow waits through a long 48 hour installation (He bought the deluxe package) and nearly falls asleep when he hears some unusually loud noises coming from the other room. He gets up to inspect it when part of the wall comes down with a large explosion.
Shadow quickly takes a step back and raises his guard, prepared for anything that southern garage technology could throw at him. A pair of headlights show themselves from the wreckage, as his Buick Roadmaster slowly drives right up to Shadow. "I'm Roadmaster, Roadmaster the Buick, what, don't you Remember me, Shadow?"
"Who are you, how do you know my name!?" screams Shadow, before taking a swing at the grill of Roadmaster. But before Shadow's blow even strikes, Roadmaster mashes the gas and slams him against the cold, hard brick wall, knocking him unconscious.
The Ultimate Lifeform awakes twelve hours later with a large bruise on his stomach and the bitter taste of defeat in his mouth, and blood, that Buick hits hard. He slowly climbs to his feet, and notices all the destruction and chaos that Roadmaster left in his wicked wake. During this time, the garage owner walks up to him and says "That'll be $249.99" Shadow simply ignores him and says "I...I let this happen..."
"So um...if you could pay up, I'd really appreciate it."
"I won't let Roadmaster get away with this, I may have lost my family, my house, and even my car..."
"If you don't have the money on you, I'll accept a check..."
"...but he will never take my will to fight! I swear, I will find you Roadmaster, and I will defeat you."
"...Okay...I'll just take an IOU on that."
Shadow briskly walks off to the nearby city of Memphis, where Roadmaster the Buick can be heard rampaging through the streets, drinking beer and throwing wild parties in his mother's house while she's out and whatnot.
Roadmaster the Buick continues to destroy the city and drink beer from a large hose when he senses someone else in his presence. He quickly turns around, and hears "Well well Roadmaster..." "W..what? HOW!?" Screams Roadmaster the Buick. Shadow just laughs and says "What, don't you remember me?" and charges at Roadmaster.
Roadmaster has no time to dodge, and is sent flying from Shadow's blow. "Impossible, how can you have this much power!?" Screams Roadmaster, as Shadow charges up a Chaos Spear so powerful that it tears a hole in time and space itself, sending Shadow 10 years into the past...
Shadow finds himself in a sea of nothingness, in front of him is a happy suburban home with a shiny, new Buick Roadmaster in the driveway. At this point, Shadow knows what he must do, and puts a penny in the gas tank of the Roadmaster, ending the madness before it even begins and confusing the other racers so bad that he takes the checkered while everyone else suffers a mental breakdown, resulting in the collapse of their skulls.
That or he should just do a Chaos Spear, I'm split between the two.
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Post by mastersilver on Aug 18, 2007 19:26:03 GMT -5
Or, if you wanna get really extreme with the attacks...
Silver: Warps back in time to before the game was ever made, resulting in a message on screen saying "This game has not been made yet"
Blaze: Gets into an argument with Rouge about who's sexier, and Blaze loses because she slams into a wall, falls off the road/pathway, and into a botomless pit
Chaos: Becomes Perfect Chaos for some reason and his weight crushes part of the pathway, he falls down into a bottomless pit like Blaze. However, he turns into Super Sayan level 3 and Kameamaya waves the other racers and kills them, and wins for being the only one living.
Mephiles: Shadow beats the living crap out of Mephiles and declares himself the ultimate lifeform with CHaos Emeralds surrounding him. He and Vector go off to find the Computer Room while eating Nachos or something.
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Post by Weirdo94 on Aug 19, 2007 0:10:39 GMT -5
Yeah, well then I say Big the Cat should be in this game! And his attack would make him become a jar of mayonnaise! Then he'll get up on the table and scream, "I AM THE MAYONNAISE, I AM THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE GAME!" and all others will bend to his will.
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Post by mastersilver on Aug 19, 2007 15:07:41 GMT -5
I'd actually love to see Big the Cat in this game. I wonder why he hasn't had a major role in any games lately? And, why mayonnaise? Why not ketchup? Or CATSUP! HAHAHA!!
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Post by RedPenguin on Aug 19, 2007 15:29:35 GMT -5
This is starting to turn into Spam Factory. >.> Calm down on that unless you have some other info on the game that is necessary. Although, That was hilarious. rofl.
You should of asked me that around December. I used to live right near Burbank. This would have made my trek much more easier. As of now, the only thing in this game that I haven't unlocked is Super Sonic. I unlocked everything else. .... I have way too much free time. >.>
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Post by Weirdo94 on Aug 19, 2007 17:58:29 GMT -5
I'd actually love to see Big the Cat in this game. I wonder why he hasn't had a major role in any games lately? And, why mayonnaise? Why not ketchup? Or CATSUP! HAHAHA!! Actually, I made a mistake. He shouldn't be mayonnaise, but a block of cheese! "I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THEN THE BOLOGNA AND THE SALOMI COMBINED!" ...okay I'm done. No more stupid in this topic from me.
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Post by fakersinc on Aug 23, 2007 22:33:36 GMT -5
How very depressing. Btw EB, j00 got pwn3d. Well, not really. Just bought out by gamestop. Hyuk hyuk. Unless they offer something cool with a Sonic game, I never preorder them. There's plenty of Sonic games to go around. :3
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Post by mastersilver on Aug 28, 2007 20:07:58 GMT -5
Their hands were frickin' HUGE in those pictures.
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Post by Taylor Hedgie on Aug 29, 2007 16:05:51 GMT -5
They usually are...o-o Damn Diabetes.
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Post by mastersilver on Aug 29, 2007 17:08:58 GMT -5
Diabetes? How would that make their hands big?
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Post by Weirdo94 on Aug 29, 2007 18:27:18 GMT -5
Wilford Brimley laughs at your typo, it's spelled "Diabeetis"
And in an effort not to be a waste of oxygen, Gamespot had lil' mini-preview on the game. Most everything we already know, more characters, more vehicles, etc. But they also mentioned that you will be able to upgrade your boards over time. I don't know about you, but I'm a sucker for upgradeable vehicles in racing games, as it usually goes along with some sort of career mode. Anyone think this means deeper gameplay modes for Zero Gravity?
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Post by mastersilver on Aug 29, 2007 19:04:44 GMT -5
Definetly. But I could see SEGA making the game unfair by making it so that the bad guys in the game already have max upgrades.
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