A Calling (ZG-Related)

[Weirdo94]

Yesterday, I decided to try out the wi-fi options of Riders ZG and went to try and set a record in the online leaderboards on my favorite track, Tempest Waterway. With this, I came back with good news and bad news...

The good news: Unless I am mistaken, I'm the fastest little green fowl on that track...I can' actually look at the leaderboards in full, mind you, but after setting my best time, I told the game to find me a ghost that's "A bit faster, using the same character" and wound up just getting my own ghost...

The bad news is...at 46th...FOURTY...SIXTH!...C'mon, I am VERY disappointed at my fellow Jet fanbase...or lack thereof, it seems...This is the sultan of high speed jackassery we're talking about here! Just what the hell happened to "I'm the best!"...did it suddenly change to "I'm the 46th best!" or something!? If it did, I didn't get the memo.

So this here is a calling...all ye faithful to the Birdmen of Baah-beh-lawn need to stop sucking...

Though on a side note, it does make me feel giddy to know I'm upholding the rocketcrotchblasting honor of the Rogues...It's like I'M a loudmouth fowl that has an apparent hatred of pointy land mammals.

(Edit:36th now...five bucks says I'm ruler of the winds before this week is over...or at least on the top 8)

('Nother Edit:21st...C'MON, FIVE BUCKS BABY!)

(Yet Another Edit: Oh yeaaaah...Nearly forgot about this...so I got back online and decided to take another shot at it...SIXTH, WOT WOT!)

(Aaaand Another Edit: Third, baby, THIRD!)

[Dusk Fox Altars]

Okay, I'll give it a shot =D I'll have to practice a little and it probably won't come close to yours, but at least it'll be another Jet on the board, right?

[Weirdo94]

Good luck...it's really crazy up on the higher ranks on that thar scoreboard...One thing I've figured out fast from the ghosts of others was this shortcut right after the first bigarse jump. (This means not including those three little miniramps just after the starting line.)

Right after that ramp, turn hard left and hop over the wall holding you in, as soon as you do do that little gravity turn thing and use it to shoot you to the other end of the roundabout...it skips the entire thing and shaves a few good seconds off your time.