Post by Master Silver on Nov 15, 2008 20:40:49 GMT -5
John Madden on the Internet:
“Now what you're seeing here folks, is an Instant Message conversation beginning. Instant Messaging is sending a message to someone over the internet, which is a program on a computer, which lets you view web sites, which are on the internet. The internet is a big place, folks, and by big I mean bigger than your mom, and that's pretty big. The internet has pictures, which are either drawings or photos. Photos are taken with a camera, and a camera is a device used to take photos. The internet is also home to thousands of message boards, which are also known as forums. Forums are places on the internet where one can post messages in a bigger community. A message board is like Instant Messaging, only it's a lot slower, and slower is the opposite of fast. A message board is owned by its Administrator, which is like the boss, only on the INTERNET. The Admin can ban you, which is another term to get rid of, which means to forcefully leave. They can edit posts, which is another term for modify, which also means "change". Message boards can create "memes", also known as "overused phrases", also known as "Let's say this so much it becomes funny". Some memes include over 9000, which is from the anime DragonBall Z, created in Japan, and was attacked by Godzilla in 1954. 954 took place in the 1900's, and 1954 was the 54th year in the 1900's. I, John Madden, was also born in the 1900s, and I'm sure you were born in the 1900s as well. However, you aren't John Madden, and if your name is John Madden, you aren't me, John Madden. BOOM!”
“Now what you're seeing here folks, is an Instant Message conversation beginning. Instant Messaging is sending a message to someone over the internet, which is a program on a computer, which lets you view web sites, which are on the internet. The internet is a big place, folks, and by big I mean bigger than your mom, and that's pretty big. The internet has pictures, which are either drawings or photos. Photos are taken with a camera, and a camera is a device used to take photos. The internet is also home to thousands of message boards, which are also known as forums. Forums are places on the internet where one can post messages in a bigger community. A message board is like Instant Messaging, only it's a lot slower, and slower is the opposite of fast. A message board is owned by its Administrator, which is like the boss, only on the INTERNET. The Admin can ban you, which is another term to get rid of, which means to forcefully leave. They can edit posts, which is another term for modify, which also means "change". Message boards can create "memes", also known as "overused phrases", also known as "Let's say this so much it becomes funny". Some memes include over 9000, which is from the anime DragonBall Z, created in Japan, and was attacked by Godzilla in 1954. 954 took place in the 1900's, and 1954 was the 54th year in the 1900's. I, John Madden, was also born in the 1900s, and I'm sure you were born in the 1900s as well. However, you aren't John Madden, and if your name is John Madden, you aren't me, John Madden. BOOM!”
