Post by Master Silver on Jan 9, 2009 23:25:35 GMT -5
One day, me, Will Smith, and Aaron Eckhart were all hanging out in this pizza shop place. So we're talking about things and how things are stuff, and I accidentally eat a slice of Smith's pizza, Eckhart accidentally drinks my coffee, and Smith accidentally eats Eckhart's chin. Large argument ensues, and the most epic battle in history begins.
The fight in the pizza shop didn't last long, and the street fight was chaotic. Out of his pocket, Smith pulls out some acid and goes to splash Eckhart, but misses him and hits me instead, thus turning me into Eckhart's would-be alter ego, Two-Face. I tackle Eckhart into a wall and he tosses me aside and punches Smith, which for some reason, causes a fat kid's head to explode. At this point, we take a break and drink some coffee, but get back to fighting afterwards. We all attack at once which results in the city exploding, and we battle in the sky. As we exchange punches, kicks, and uppercuts and the like, the entire event is being caught on camera. We all use Falcon Punch at once, in turn destroying half the world.
As we fall to the ground, we all realize that the fight was pointless, at which point Eckhart says, "Yeah, but it was totally awesome". When we land, the newscaster walks over and presumes us dead. However, the 3 of us rise, and it is revealed that the three of us all had God Mode activated. We kill the news crew, realizing that the morale of our awesomeness would suffer if our fight were to become known. Then everybody (that means the three of us) all lived happily ever after. The end.
The fight in the pizza shop didn't last long, and the street fight was chaotic. Out of his pocket, Smith pulls out some acid and goes to splash Eckhart, but misses him and hits me instead, thus turning me into Eckhart's would-be alter ego, Two-Face. I tackle Eckhart into a wall and he tosses me aside and punches Smith, which for some reason, causes a fat kid's head to explode. At this point, we take a break and drink some coffee, but get back to fighting afterwards. We all attack at once which results in the city exploding, and we battle in the sky. As we exchange punches, kicks, and uppercuts and the like, the entire event is being caught on camera. We all use Falcon Punch at once, in turn destroying half the world.
As we fall to the ground, we all realize that the fight was pointless, at which point Eckhart says, "Yeah, but it was totally awesome". When we land, the newscaster walks over and presumes us dead. However, the 3 of us rise, and it is revealed that the three of us all had God Mode activated. We kill the news crew, realizing that the morale of our awesomeness would suffer if our fight were to become known. Then everybody (that means the three of us) all lived happily ever after. The end.
