*facepalm*

[Kingpin]

Okay first off WARNING: THIS IS A RANT!!!

Anyhow, I'm just about fed up with the kids at school, they, for years have been calling me a nerd about how I only have Sonic and speed on the mind, which can be true at times, but what pisses me off is why they say he sucks, "He's on the WII and the WII has bad graphics so Sonic sucks obviously!" followed by "Master Chief is the best character ever, he's on the x-box which has good graphics." Now i'll admit Halo is a bit fun but not to the point i'm obsessing for when I get home to shoot Ailien baddies again, and also Sonic is on EVERY system not just WII, When I said this he said, "Oh yeah? well he's just a old man with that fatass plumber, master chief is young and kicks ass because hes on the 360 and not that piece of s**t WII, man, The Wii has no good games on it at all!" Now that is what cheeses me off, *looks over at wii games* lets see, how 'bout NiGHTS, Brawl, Super Mario Galaxy, LoZTP, SaTSR, Mario Party 8, and so on, seriously why do people say that graphics make good games? Sure graphics help but they sure as hell don't make a 18 year old mascot that is still apparent today, seriously, if they make one more comment on Master Chief i'm gonna shove my copy of Duke Nukem 3-D at them and tell 'em to play it for a bit, Maybe that'll teach 'em, hell one kid got on my back and said "No, 360 and wii suck, PS3 has good graphics!" now i'm finishing this rant like this, I focus on gameplay, not nesecarilly what system its on (other then the PS3 it sucks ass) i'm ready to put money that they've never played a sonic game before, they just refuse to play it because it doesn't have a guy in a suit of Spartan Armor with a BR in it.....man itl'd be awesome if Master Chief took off his helmet and it was Shadow underneith that'ld be a nice laugh, anyhow, Graphics dun mean s**t, look at classics like Mario and Sonic who started off looking pixely but were able to live through it, seriously, now if you excuse me i'm off to play some 'NERD' games, cya!

[Weirdo94]

Well write this down/print this out/memorize it by heart/whatever for next time someone brings that up.

"So you're telling me that graphics are better then gameplay? Alright, I guess that means that if it had pretty enough graphics and explosions, you'd buy a game where all you have to do is press A over and over again to move your grandmother's crotch hair from the shower drain. Graphics don't make the game, GAMEPLAY makes the game, that's why games still sold back in the day where there were only two colors...because they're fun...

...Also, Master Chief is a Spartan...the Spartans were known in history for the butt****"

(No offense intended to anyone here with that last part...just going by retard logic here)

[Akago]

Why does everyone have this obsession with Halo? I mean, the gameplay isn't very good from the limited exposure I've had to it so far, the last time I looked there weren't really many creative weapons, and the plot is piss poor. I mean, I've seen quite a few flash games with better plots then this. 'Lulz, lets mix Aliens with Holy wars'. Yeah, that just seems a little... okay, I can't find the word for it, so stupid will have to surmise. Not to mention both Holy War plots and Aliens attacking humans plots are both getting to the point of cliche. When you mix them together, then you have something really cliche in my opinion.

Bah, I don't think I'll ever be able to grasp why as I can't jump down to the same level as these obsessive weeaboos. How are they any less of a 'nerd' then you anyways? They're gamers, just like you even if you have a different taste in games. At least it isn't like the Twilight fanbase yet. (Someone is going to correct me about that with a news article about someone attacking someone else for not liking Halo.) Dare I ask what they actually do think of older games that don't have havoc physics, bouncing boobs, and pretty colors?

[Songblade]

*chokes down all the horrible things she wants to say, finally decides on something mild*

I would come back and say "So, pretty graphics. You know that PS3 is just a faster, prettier Playstation 1. It's like a whore on a street corner at night. Sure, you pay her a lot of money, she has a ton of makeup on her face, and she'll show you a 'good time' for 5 minutes, but in the end, you get a horrible disease for life instead of a lasting relationship like on the Wii."

Yes, I thought of worse things to say. Ultimately, high school will pass and 'tards will remain 'tards, but at least you can find some like-minded nerds in college Hopefully. I hated HS, people picked on me for reading comic books. Bother them.