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[Kingpin]

heres a big one I did for kicks and this is what happened:

it is known to all that Jabberclub f**ks turd cakes

In french: il est connu de tous que Jabberclub baise turd gâteaux

retranslated to english: it is known to all that f**king turd Jabberclub cakes

you try it, its funny and post 'em here

[TDF]

In spaghetti, you don't make logs.

In SOVIET RUSSIAN:
В спагетти, вы не делают журналы. (I already know what it reads, xD)

Ameyyyyrican:
In the spaghetti, you do not do magazines.

[Master Silver]

"Eight-year-old Bruce Wayne falls into a well, where he encounters a swarm of bats. Later, he accompanies his parents to a production of Mefistofele, which features actors dressed as bats. Having developed a fear of bats, he urges his parents to leave the opera. Outside the theater, they are mugged by Joe Chill, who proceeds to kill the parents. Although Chill is later arrested, Bruce blames himself for his parents' murders.

Fourteen years later, Bruce returns to Gotham City from Princeton University, intent on killing Chill, whose prison sentence is being suspended in exchange for testifying against mobster Carmine Falcone. Before he can act, a woman posing as a reporter kills Chill for Falcone. Bruce tells his childhood friend Rachel Dawes about his plan, and she expresses disgust for his disregard for justice. Bruce confronts Falcone, who tells him that he is ignorant of the nature of crime, so Bruce decides to travel the world to understand the criminal mind. He is detained for theft in a Bhutanese prison, where he meets Henri Ducard. Ducard invites Bruce to join an elite vigilante group, the League of Shadows, led by Ra's al Ghul. Bruce is freed and travels to a mountaintop to begin his training with the League. Bruce overcomes his childhood fear of bats in the process. When he is ordered to execute a criminal and learns of Ra's intention to destroy Gotham, he refuses and escapes by lighting the League's temple on fire, killing Ra's in the process. Bruce rescues an unconscious Ducard from the wreckage and leaves him at a village.


Bruce Wayne is instructed to gather this blue flower. They are the source of the fear-inducing hallucinogenic compound used by Scarecrow to taint Gotham's water supply.After seven years of being abroad, Bruce returns to a Gotham City ruled by Falcone, and plots his war against the city's corrupt system. He seeks the help of Rachel, now an assistant district attorney, and police sergeant Jim Gordon, who consoled him after his parents' murder. After reestablishing his connections to Wayne Enterprises (now run by Bill Earle) Bruce acquires, with the help of former board member Lucius Fox, a prototype armored car and an experimental armored suit. In his first night, he disrupts a drug shipment, and leaves Falcone tied to a searchlight, forming a makeshift Bat-Signal. He also disrupts an assassination attempt on Rachel, leaving her with evidence against a judge on Falcone's payroll. While investigating the drugs in the shipment, Batman is stunned by Dr. Jonathan Crane, an Arkham Asylum psychiatrist on Falcone's payroll, who sprays him with a powerful hallucinogen. Bruce's butler Alfred Pennyworth rescues him, using an anti-toxin developed by Fox to save him. Crane later poisons Rachel after showing her that the toxin, which is lethal in vapor form, is being piped into the city water supply. Batman saves her and attacks Crane with his own poison. When the police arrive at Arkham to arrest Crane, Batman escapes with Rachel in the Batmobile. After administering the antidote to her in the Batcave, he gives her two vials of it for Gordon ¨C one for inoculating himself and the other for mass-production.

Later at Wayne Manor, Bruce is confronted at his birthday celebration by a group of League of Shadows ninjas led by Ducard, who reveals himself to be the real Ra's al Ghul, and that the man killed earlier was a decoy. Ra's, who had been conspiring with Crane the entire time, plans to destroy Gotham by distributing the toxin via the city's water supply, and vaporizing it with a microwave-emitter stolen from Wayne Enterprises. Bruce dismisses his guests by insulting them while pretending to be drunk, and fights briefly with Ra's while the League set fire to the Manor. At the last minute, Bruce escapes the inferno with Alfred's help. Batman arrives at the Narrows section of Gotham to aid the police in battling psychotic criminals, including Crane, now calling himself "Scarecrow", whom the League set free. Rachel is briefly confronted by Crane, but quickly wards him off with a taser before being chased by more inmates. After saving her, Batman reveals his identity to her, and leaves Gordon in control of the Batmobile to stop the elevated train used to transport the weapon to the city's central water-hub. Batman battles Ra's aboard the train, then escapes just as Gordon topples the elevated line using the Batmobile's autocannons, leaving Ra's to crash to the ground and perish in the explosion.

Following the battle, Batman becomes a public hero. Bruce gains control of Wayne Enterprises and installs Fox as the new CEO, firing Earle. However, he is unable to hold onto Rachel, who cannot reconcile her love for Bruce with his dual life as Batman. Newly-promoted Lieutenant Gordon unveils a Bat-Signal for Batman. Gordon mentions that they will have their hands full finding all of the psychopaths released from Arkham by Ra's, and in particular notes a criminal who also has "a taste for the theatrical" and leaves Joker playing cards at all of his crime scenes. Batman promises to investigate it, and disappears into the night."

Translation: (English-->Japanese-->English)
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After he managed the antidote to her of Batcave he reaches and give such a 1 that inoculates Gordon-himself to her 2 glass jar of that for the others for mass production. ¡¶Ö÷ÕZ¤Ê¤·¡·It is faced with the festival in his group birthday of the league of ninjas of the shadow that Ducard that announces himself guide because the blues is' substance Ra in the ¥¦¥§¥¤¥ó range, later; Al Ghul and also it of s it was the person decoy that I was killed previously. ¡¶Ö÷ÕZ¤Ê¤·¡·I plan that s that was colluding long time by a/the crane long time' Ra destroys Gotham by the allocation of toxin by' city; evaporate that with microwaves ¥¨¥ß¥Ã¥¿©` that is stolen from the water supply and also ¥¦¥§¥¤¥ó enterprise of s. ¡¶Ö÷ÕZ¤Ê¤·¡·That a/the blues is drunk by those insult while doing a/the pretension his guest is caused evacuated and' Ra and I fight briefly; it is the league regular fire to the range between s. 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A/the blues installs Fox the control of a/the ¥¦¥§¥¤¥ó enterprise as new CEO who is starting profitable, Earle. However, he is not holding her love for the blues of his double life to lei Chell who is not able to make peace as ¥Ð¥Ã¥È¥Þ¥ó. The lieutenant who was promoted and was make new Gordon takes the veil of the bat signal for ¥Ð¥Ã¥È¥Þ¥ó. ¡¶Ö÷ÕZ¤Ê¤·¡·As for s, I express that those that Gordon finds mental disease quality person everyone who was released from Arkham by' Ra sufficiently have the hand;, especially and also' I pay attention to the criminal who exists; theatrical' for liking; and his crime scene of it is the cards of the joker of a/the leaf at all. ¡¶Ö÷ÕZ¤Ê¤·¡·When ¥Ð¥Ã¥È¥Þ¥ó investigates it promising it it fades away at night."

What.

[Kingpin]

English: Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and s**t it out solved

French: Chuck Norris peut manger un rubix cube et il merde à résoudre

Retranslated: Chuck Norris can eat a rubix cube and nuts it to solve

English:Shadow is a bad ass, he rocks and he can destroy the universe but is to cool to do so

French:Shadow est un bad ass, il rochers, et il peut détruire l'univers, mais il est cool à faire

Retranslated:Shadow is a bad ass, it rocks and it can destroy the universe, but it is cool to

E:I'm Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog, now who the f**k are you?

F:Je suis Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog, le baiser qui maintenant êtes-vous?

R:I'm Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog, who the f**k are you now?

E:speak like Yoda we should, or die we will

F:Yoda parler comme il faut, ou nous allons mourir

R:Yoda speak as it should, or we will die

SONIC X THEME ^.^

E:Gotta go Fast
Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster!

Moving at the speed of sound
I'm the quickest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Start getting a new location
Without any explanation
On top of relaxation!

Go- Go- Go-
Don't blink
Don't think
Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go!

Sonic, he's on the run
Sonic, he's number one
Sonic, he's coming next
so watch out for Sonic X!

Gotta go fast, gotta go faster
faster faster fasterfasterfaster
Go go go go go go go go go!
Sooooniiiiic X!!
Gotta go fast!
Gotta go faster faster fasterfaster Sonic X!

f:(I losted it in translation.....

R:Gotta Go Fast
Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster!

Moving at the speed of sound
I'm the fastest hedgehog around
Got ourselves a situation
Get a new location
Without explanation
In addition to relaxation!

Go-Go-Go --
Do not blink
Do not
Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go!

Sonic, he is a fugitive
Sonic is number one
Sonic, come
While attention of Sonic X!

Gotta go fast, to go faster
faster faster fasterfasterfaster
Go go go go go go go go go!
Sooooniiiiic X!
Gotta go fast!
I gotta go faster faster fasterfaster Sonic X!

(Take great time to read "Sonic hes a fugitive" ^.^)

E:you dare to bring light into my lair? you must die!!!

F:vous avez l'audace de porter la lumière dans ma tanière? vous devez mourir!

R:you have the audacity to bring light into my lair? you must die!