Pokemon Rhapsody

[Master Silver]

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a Rock Slide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I’m just a Trainer
I need no sympathy
‘Cause I’m easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Hit you with Critical blows
Doesn’t really matter to me (to me)

Magmar, just killed a man
Threw a Fire Punch at his head
Super effective, now he’s dead
Hey look, my egg has just hatched
Oh goddamnit it’s a bad egg
Magmar, ooooh,
Didn’t mean to make you cry
Oh hang on, those are Fake Tears
Nevermind, nevermind
Cause nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Send shivers down my spine
Learn to control your Mamoswine
C’mon, everybody
We’ve got to go
Gotta give it all we’ve got
And beat the champ
Magmar, ooooh,
We’re getting Thrashed
Sometimes wish I wasn’t a trainer at all

I see a little silouhetto of a man
Salamence! Salamence!
Will you do the Dragon Dance
Thunderbolts and Hyper Beams
Very, very frightening me!
Gardevoir (Gardevoir)
Gardevoir (Gardevoir)
Gardevoir, Gardevoir
Politoed (Articunooo)

I’m just a trainer, this is my team
He’s just a trainer with an average team
Spare him his life from these mad Hyper Beams
Easy come, easy go, are you defeated now?
Dialga! No, we aren’t defeated now (Feated now)
Dialga! We aren’t defeated now (Feated now)
Dialga! We aren’t defeated now (Feated now)
We aren’t defeated now (Feated now)
We aren’t defeated now (Feated now)
We aren’t defeated now (Not defeated nooooow)
No-we-aren’t-de-fea-ted-now!
Oh Magmortar, Magmortar!
No we aren’t defeated now

The Champion has an attack put aside for me
For me, for MEEE!

So you think you can attack me and spit in my eye?!
So you think you can fight me and leave me to die?!
Whoa, baby! Can’t do this to me baby!
Just gotta attack, just gotta attack now and wiiiiin!

Oooh yeah, oooh yeah

Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing really matters, as I have achieved
Victory

(You are defeated now)

[Weirdo94]

AND I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR MEW, BUT I WON'T DO THAT!