So i'm running for student body president...

[Kingpin]

Yeah, I am, I thought for a moment about dressing as shadow, but didn't, I was wondering if you guys had any advice, considering some asshat decided to buy the election by yelling "OS**T I'MA BUYIN U STUFF IF U VOTE 4 MEH!!!"

I was thinking assasinating the other candidates No More Heroes style, but that'd be a tad messy, not to mention illegal, so yeah.

[Kon]

Tell them the guy who said that is a quote on quote...."Too damn cheap to even give you a dime."

[Kingpin]

Well, the election was today and I'm happy to have learned that I LOST.

I LOST TO:

The F**ktard who said he was gonna give people s**t
The Guy who threw gum at people
Some guy who actually deserved it
and
Some chick with overly large boobs and an IQ of 2

They had 4 positions, still lost, its a popularity contest is all.